OFFICIAL DISCORD FINDING // CASE #DEV-001
DEVISGAY.
The internet had questions. We had one answer.
Clicking “I'M NOT GAY” has historically not improved Dev's case.
BREAKING
DEV ONCE AGAIN DENIES BEING GAY · COMMUNITY REMAINS UNMOVED · FATGIRL'S ORIGINAL CLAIM STILL ECHOES THROUGH DISCORD
01 / HOW IT STARTED
One sentence.
One denial.
One terrible strategic decision.
Long ago, in a Discord server not very far away, Fatgirl made a simple observation:
“Dev is gay.”
Dev denied it. Then he denied it again. And again. At some point, the denials stopped helping.
Thus, a legend was born.
02 / OFFICIAL DEV STATUS
GAY
03 / DEV DENIAL COUNTER
0
estimated times Dev has said he isn't gay
Counter may be significantly underreported.04 / THE EVIDENCE
A rigorous investigation conducted with absolutely no rigor.
Every piece of evidence has been reviewed by people who were already laughing before the investigation began.
EXHIBIT A
The First Denial
Dev said: “I'm not gay.”
SUSPICIOUSLY FAST RESPONSE
EXHIBIT B
The Clarification
Dev later clarified: “Seriously guys, I'm not gay.”
SECOND DENIAL NOTED
EXHIBIT C
The Continued Defense
Dev continued discussing the matter well beyond the point at which everyone else had decided it was funny.
CASE ESCALATED
CLASSIFIEDDEV-001
After years of investigation, hundreds of Discord messages, countless denials, and absolutely zero legitimate research, investigators have reached the same conclusion they started with.
DEV IS GAY
05 / THE TIMELINE
The Beginning
Fatgirl calls Dev gay.
The First Denial
Dev immediately denies it.
The Follow-Up
Dev clarifies that he is, in fact, not gay.
Denials 3–400+
Dev continues making his case. Results remain unchanged.
Present Day
Nobody remembers what the original conversation was about. Everyone remembers one thing.
06 / A HISTORIC DAY
APRIL112026
OFFICIAL DISCORD HOLIDAY
DEV IS GAY DAY
On April 11, 2026, Fatgirl asked Dev if he was gay for approximately the millionth time.
Dev said “yes.” He later claimed he “wasn’t paying attention,” but the Discord had already heard him. The date was entered into the record, and Dev Is Gay Day became an annual holiday.
OBSERVED ANNUALLY · DENIALS STILL ACCEPTED
THE OFFICIAL ANTHEM
Press play for the occasion.
BREAKING NEWS
DEV ONCE AGAIN DENIES BEING GAY
In a shocking development that absolutely nobody saw coming, Dev has once again denied longstanding Discord claims that Dev is gay.
WITNESSES REPORT HEARING:
“You guys!!”
The Discord has announced it will carefully review this new evidence before completely ignoring it.
07 / FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Is Dev actually gay?
According to Dev? No.
According to this website? DEV IS GAY.
Where is the evidence?
Evidence is unnecessary when you have a Discord server and absolutely no standards of proof.
Why does this website exist?
Because someone had access to web hosting who absolutely should not have.
Who started this?
Fatgirl. Never forget.
Can Dev appeal this decision?
Dev has been appealing the decision for years. All appeals have been denied.
08 / OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM DEV
“Guys, I'm literally not gay.”
OUR RESPONSE
Thank you for your statement, Dev.
Unfortunately:DEV IS GAY.
FINAL VERDICT
After years of investigation, countless denials, and absolutely zero legitimate research, the community has reached its final conclusion:
DEVISGAY.